July 3, 2009

Bagel Head Saline Injecton: PHOTOS


I'm warning you now, this is seriously gross. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS??? Photo at the bottom of the page.

Bagel Head Saline Injecton: PHOTOS
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n their perpetual pursuit to “out-weird” the rest of the world, the Japanese have resorted to perhaps the stupidest body mod fad of all-time.

No, those kids down there in the photo aren’t suffering from progressed brain tumors. Rather, they are bagel heads: people who modify their body with bagel head saline injection so that it looks like a giant bagel is growing out of their skin.

The bagel head saline injection look is accomplished through the use of a saline solution drip, which is injected at your local tattoo/piercing shop into your head by a professional piercer. The bagel head injection causes massive swelling, which can then be molded and pressed into the shape of your choosing, because you're an idiot.

Naturally, the Japanese chose the logical shape of a bagel head. Apparently, if a skin-shaped bagel isn’t enough for you, you can add food dye to give color to your bump. So, with a few dots of black food coloring, I guess you could easily transform your plain old bagelhead into a much more delicious cinnamon raisin.

Bagel Head Saline Injecton: PHOTOS

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Posted at July 3, 2009 5:31 AM
Comments

The person who wrote this article is hilarious.

Posted by: J at July 3, 2009 6:12 AM

ok im down with tattoos and peircings but that is seriously F'ed up

Posted by: tim at July 3, 2009 6:27 AM

The ultimate in take out. How about one around each eye??? LOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Carole at July 3, 2009 6:57 AM

They should master making the shape of butt cheeks on their foreheads to be more consistant with what they really look like.

Posted by: Bob at July 3, 2009 10:21 AM

What would happen if they did the "I could have had a V8" slap to their forehead?

Posted by: Bob at July 3, 2009 10:27 AM

see what raw fish and seaweed cause a person to do.

Posted by: Goober at July 3, 2009 10:39 AM

Pass me the cream cheese Honey

Posted by: Goobette at July 3, 2009 10:41 AM

ummmm gross

Posted by: pat at July 3, 2009 11:05 AM

ummmm gross

Posted by: pat at July 3, 2009 11:05 AM

ummmm gross

Posted by: pat at July 3, 2009 11:05 AM

ummmm gross

Posted by: pat at July 3, 2009 11:05 AM

OH yeah that looks better,swollen testies next boys?

Posted by: at July 3, 2009 12:43 PM

Who would do that? Why? What? Hunh?

Posted by: Konfused at July 3, 2009 1:00 PM

wtf?! can you do it to your junk? you know, an oversized bulge for your pants that fit too tight?

Posted by: justme at July 3, 2009 4:24 PM

is it necessary to generalize "the Japanese" so harshly. Certainly, these particular Japanese are absolute morons, but your racist commentary doesn't make you sound much better

Posted by: at July 3, 2009 4:51 PM

Japan is due for some population control. Hopefully these freaks all die from this stupid fad. How far would people go to get noticed. Do you think these people have a job. They're outcasts living on the fringes of society and nobody cares about them. Ask yourself a question: would your employer welcome you with open arms if you did that?

Posted by: Commonsense at July 3, 2009 7:45 PM

Agree with commonsense. These people are not employed. They are heavily involved in drugs. No employer will hire these bums. They're losers looking for attention.

Posted by: sukisuki at July 3, 2009 7:49 PM

wow. just....wow.

Posted by: Neo at July 3, 2009 9:05 PM

the japanese are not so bright. they did , after all, bomb Oahu in the 40s

Posted by: lindadian at July 3, 2009 10:18 PM

I did this once, it actually only lasts for a few hours and it was for a halloween scare job. So my boss welcomed me with open arms when i came in, probably cause of all the revenue i brought it. I felt real blessed

Posted by: wwwww at July 4, 2009 12:47 AM

OH MY DAMN!!!!!ITS DUDE FROM THE GOONIES THANKS REALLY NEEDED THIS LAUGH TODAY

Posted by: CHRIS at July 4, 2009 2:04 AM

OH MY DAMN!!!!!ITS DUDE FROM THE GOONIES THANKS REALLY NEEDED THIS LAUGH TODAY

Posted by: CHRIS at July 4, 2009 2:05 AM

This is studip. Both in the sense it's a stupid idea which leads to stupid results and the notion it's at common or a trend in Japan. It's something this yahoos (and maybe a few of their friends) have done. I basically live in Tokyo (well, Chiba City. I'm closer to Tokyo than the airport) and I can say for sure there aren't armies of these chuckleheads walking around town.

Oh, but aren't those foreigners so strange with their weird foriegn ways.

Posted by: Saru5000 at July 8, 2009 1:23 PM

Hey...Cool!

Posted by: Donna at July 15, 2009 4:43 PM

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