$650000 Lap Dance Payoff!

A man who was injured in a freak strip club accident is getting the biggest payoff anyone has ever gotten from going to strip clubs: a $650,000 judgment!

The man, Michael Ireland, was near the stage and got poked in the eye by a stripper's high heel, and sustained a shoicking amount of damage, getting his eye socket punctured and more than one broken bone around his eye and face. After extensive medical treatment to recover from this injury, he was brave enough to take the strip club to court, and is now getting that amount in a settlement. Needless to say, he's getting the $650,000 all in singles. BOOM!

$650000 Lap Dance Payoff!
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A South Florida man may have a few more dollars to toss around at strippers after he won $650,000 in a settlement for injuries he suffered during a lap dance. In 2008, Michael Ireland was poked in the eye by a stripper's spiked high heel when he got a little too close during a performance at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach. The shoe of a stripper named "Suki" punctured his eye socket and broke bones around his eye and nose and the man has permanent double vision, his attorneys claimed. The strip club decided to settle out of court Thursday instead of going through with the lawsuit and possibly paying more in damages.

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