Woman and Steak Attack

Not a sneak attack. A steak attack. As in, a woman was arrested for hitting a man in the face, with a slab of raw meat.

The man aged 53, was asking his live-in girlfriend for a dinner roll instead of a piece of sliced bread, and she responded by slapping him, and hiting hin repeatedly with the cut of raw steak. Apparently the man is handicapped in some way because she was charged with "abusing a disabled adult" but the AP story does not explain his disability. He declined medical attention.

That sounds like it would hurt, but on the other hand I think I remember Paula Deen saying that face-tenderized steak has a great flavor to it. Maybe it's worth a try!

Woman and Steak Attack
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A 53-year-old was arrested after alledgedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak. According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll...

Woman and Steak Attack