It beats having your mother in law jump in the boat.

Poor bastard looks dead to me.
Wound in the neck possible.
Hope he tasted nice with some garlic and lemon.

mother-in-law lolololololol lmao lmfao

mother-in-law lolololololol lmao lmfao

ON THE RIVERS AND LAKES AROUND NORTH BAMA I WASNT WORRIED ABOUT SHARLS BUT SNAKES DID GET IN THE BOAT WHEN THEY COULD TO ROB THE ,INNOW BUCKET ONE OLD TIMER TOLD ME

make a good soup. believe me.

jjghjghjghjhjh

Fishing the deep blue, shark in the boat, instead of mother-in-law, PRICELESS! Still laughing the best laugh of the week!

thyre evolving, coming after us now! lol

Don't worry... evolving mother-in-laws are usually afraid of spear guns!

THe woman is ugly! sahark jumps in boat BFD!

THAT POOR SHARK LOOKS DEAD TO ME WHY WOULD THEY THROW IT BACK IN THE WATER,,, DAM WHITE PEOPLE!

LMAO We woulda ate that thing!

LMAO We woulda ate that thing!

LMAO We woulda ate that thing!

How can race be an issue in this story??? Stupid moron!

wish my mother in law would die

WHITE AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do we know this really happened? hey could just be making this up...

In reguards to the moron named Jermey, Bull sharks are known to thrive in fresh water, so hopefully since you seem to be a uneducated man, maybe when swimming in a nearby river, you'll have the opportunity to become a meal

In reguards to the moron named Jermey, Bull sharks are known to thrive in fresh water, so hopefully since you seem to be a uneducated man, maybe when swimming in a nearby river, you'll have the opportunity to become a meal

The Mother-n-Law jokes were real corny. How could anybody be laughing their A off from that comment.True i would rather spend a day fishing as opposed to spending the day with her. and to the dummies that returned the shark back to the water. Y didn't u take it to a taxidermy or somewhere to get it preserved.That away u would have a believable fish story to tell everyone that came to your place. The fish probably died anyway from the way that the picture look'd.

To Anonymous use spell check or proofread your material u dumb illiterate ----.AND TO Jeremy let the racism go.That comment was un called for if i was yo Daddy. U would hv been a sperm cell that i would have let fly into the head-board instead of using yo poor Mama as an incubator.

Hey Jelly I dont know if you can read,But it said they threw the shark back,So no she didn't taste good with garlic and lemon.

SHOULDA KILLED IT !!!!!!!!!!

these idiots wanted to be on tv with that bs story. five and a half foot, 150, 125 lbs.
look at the guys foot in the pic. the shark is as wide as his foot. i bet it weighs less than 40 with a sack lunch. no other pics. take a 5'6, 150 pound person and lay down next to that shark. no way

It good to know that they had returned the Shark back to ocean...I wonder what was the shark thinking of when it flew into the boat...!Maybe he's telling something....Stop fishing...!

I laughed at the mo-in-law comment and "white people" comment. I'm white and didn't take it personally. We need to laugh and chill more!

Jermey at August 11, 2009 11:15 PM

Hey Jeremey, you're a douche bag.....

Yeah, pepole sure can be dumb. Pepole seem to think that only white pepole can be racist, but that's just not the case. To Jeremy, you sir, are a discrace to your race.

What in god's great animal kingdom is a "purpose"??? Kind of like a dolphin but more deliberate???

I, personally, like white people. They're yummy! (Taste like chicken, believe it or not). I guess next time I try to immigrate to the States I'll just have to come in through Mexico...that seems to work well....

The shark spent roughly a half an hour out of the water, was injured and then they put back in the water. Doesn't sound like a happy ending for the shark. How many humans could spend 30 minutes under water without air. Amazing story though!

Did anyone else notice the announcer saying "purpose" instead of "Porpoise".

Yes, Just me, I noticed the reporter said
'purpose'; must be a regional accent. Poor shark definitely looks worse for the wear but may recover; bull sharks fight over territory and wound each other.

To the mothers-in-law of the assorted morons: don't worry, your daughters will outgrow their outlaw psuedo-bad boy slobs and move on to someone who actually broke the magic 1000 barrier on their SATs.

Damn black and yellow people! Give me a freaking break you freaking asshole. Still want special treatment too, I bet and meantime we have a black president, BET (but no WET - white entertaiment television), black miss america, but no white miss america - anyone can join...WTF? Do you want anything else to try to better yourself? You'll never get there...being the underdog is something that 99% of you enjoy. Talk to Bill Cosby, he knows. Poor shark.

This kind of concerns me. If this would have been my kayak or my inflatable boat, I could have been in a lot of trouble. These people had a 21ft boat and it still was a problem!

Started reading some of the comments until this turn into a race issue.

Damn all of you f_ _ _ ing racist assholes!!...
whatever your color...race...or nationality may be.

Are ya'll sure thats not a BLACK Tip shark....lol

One: this is not a bullshark; they're called bullsharks, because they're sturdy and have a big head, built more like a great white. The shark in the boat is much too sleek and streamlined to be a bullshark.
Two: this shark is not 5 feet long, just look at the foot of the guy visible in one of the pictures.
Three: that shark looks dead to me.
Four: how you people managed to turn this forgettable news bit into a racial issue and write such hateful stuff, is totally beyond me...

Did anyone ever think that the guy or girl who made that comment might be white just to stir trouble. Or Arab, Asian, etc. Who said he/she was black. Think?

Second: Negative attention is attention. Next time let's not response because they cant feed off the negative energy. Whatever you DONT feed dies.

Sharks been here long, human no long. Shark no prejudice, eat white, black, etc. Shark smart, humans idiots.... Blacky White, the Asian Red Man

The guy said 125lb Shark? Did anyone look at the last picture near his foot? 5 ft. long? That shark look like 20 lbs but not 125lbs? NO FREAKING WAY IS THAT skinny little shark 125lbs! I've got bigger fish than that! Exaggeration for the camera IMO.

The guy said 125lb Shark? Did anyone look at the last picture near his foot? 5 ft. long? That shark look like 20 lbs but not 125lbs? NO FREAKING WAY IS THAT skinny little shark 125lbs! I've got bigger fish than that! Exaggeration for the camera IMO.

Wow! The story was dull the comments were everywhere. Glad I stopped to view it, NO! I found some golf balls while taking a walking on the golf course yesterday! That should be news worthy! What color do I need to be to be on a golf course anyways? I'm I ethinic for walking? Should I left the balls for the grounds keeper? Is some golfer missing his balls? The balls are white with lots of dimples, should I look for an old white golfer and see if he lost his balls? You guys need to stick to reading posts and let the critics do the comentary! I think most of you have lost something too! By the way, "Skin color is just pigment, stupidity runs clear through! I'm a Mother-in-law I should know:)

Here we see the flipside of "jumping the shark"!

all of you are weirdos. white ppl, mother-in-law, mother-in-law joke hater and me for even taking the time to comment on u weirdo ppl. the shark smelled the fish and decided to drive thur the boat like wendy's pick up window.

HAHA you said White people, cause I know my butt would of cooked that sucker up, he probably smoked TUNA CAT!!!!!!

Im with KAT

Thank God it was a shark instead of a 'purpose' - LMAO

Wow Debbie wish you were my mother in law, how did we get to this? can someone remind me. I think it all started kind of fishy, but of course me being a Mexican I did't like golf or something like that but we all finally decided to be one happy race of Americans, right- I think.

First of all...any Shark jumping into a boat would make anyone want to jump ship! As for
his foot you can clearly see that it is actually perched on the top edge of his boat, it is several feet higher than the shark...and as any artist.. or photographer would know ..that would show the foot to be closer up and thus the foot would give the illusion of appearing much larger,

It would be like holding your thumb in front of a camera while taking a picture of a tree. The thumb would look huge and the tree small.
As for the mother in law jokes... Sad. Some of us are wonderful people and some of us make lousy mother in laws. My one Grandmother was a great lady and very kind and my other Grandmother was a heavy drinker, mean and jealous of my Mom. But I would not want to make nasty jokes about the mean Grandmother. My Mom didn't. They just moved 200 miles away from her to give themselves some breathing space. But the Shark I would run from! LOL

Shark was 5 feet. The foot was much closer to the camera as owner of the foot was standing 2 feet or more up on the side of the boat. Everyone on board scurried for higher ground to get away from the shark. As far as race, I am a part of the "human" race, the most important race of all! Calm down everyone...

I think all of you are crazy and stupid. Can't you just read a story and not make any comments at all, you crazy rat-bastards, every one of you!

Oooooh can't we all just get along?
I enjoyed the great "fish/shark" story and glad no one was hurt.

where is p.e.t.a when u need them..... that shark had a right to coexist on that boat too, i smell a law suit

Can't you Yanks stop from killing things? First it's Paling's wolf massacre and now this. It's reall, reallyy pathetic.

White or blsck, if you are racist, you are pathetic. Grow up.

really pathetic

Now he's home telling his friends, "no kidding, I was in the boat!!!

I think this story is a lie.....................

The food, the food it came to you
From deep in the ocean blue
It jumped right on your tiny vessel
Because the shark wanted to wrestle
But stupid fisherman threw him back
I guess with lobsters he had no lack
If some tasty meat had come at me
From the bounty of the sea
I'd surely serve him on a platter
Or deep fry him in some batter.

The food, the food it came to you
From deep in the ocean blue
It jumped right on your tiny vessel
Because the shark wanted to wrestle
But stupid fisherman threw him back
I guess with lobsters he had no lack
If some tasty meat had come at me
From the bounty of the sea
I'd surely serve him on a platter
Or deep fry him in some batter.

Thanks Sass. Eat that sucker!
Why would fishermen toss back the most interesting catch of a lifetime? They dealt with that thing for a half hour but no one shot cell video? Somethin mighty fishy up at the lake.
'Purpose' mis-statement is no dialect I've ever heard in Florida.
Those who posted negative racist views need to examine the root of their bitterness and move on with renewed lives. Get a grip. It's a fish story!

...isn't he lookin' for the Potomac....?

Im not racist, I love all people, they are delicious!

Im not racist, I love all people, they are delicious!

...I'd rather not live in a coun-tree...
where the river fish swim up your d___
when ya pee...
ain't that why we got Nancy Pelosi-ee-ee-ee-
ee?
Lord, we had all those wimmen...
circlin' like sharks they wuz a swimmin'
how much more pain can we bear
ne 'r gimmen a lock'r yer hair-air-air-air...
yer luuuv account they'll be a skimmin-in-in..!

...I'd rather not live in a coun-tree...
where the river fish swim up your d___
when ya pee...
ain't that why we got Nancy Pelosi-ee-ee-ee-
ee?
Lord, we had all those wimmen...
circlin' like sharks they wuz a swimmin'
how much more pain can we bear
ne 'r gimmen a lock'r yer hair-air-air-air...
yer luuuv account they'll be a skimmin-in-in..!

It's porpoise...not purpose!!!!

Look how little the console is on the boat in the first frame of the video. Then look at the pic with the foot. You can get a feel for how small the console is by looking at the people in the first frame. Unless the people are 5 feet wide, there is no way that shark was 5 feet. That shark looks about 2 1/2 to 3 feet at most. That is including the tail fin!!!

Mr Fisherman in the blue lenses.....I agree with the other people.....there's No Way that fish weighed that much!! Yes it was scary having it jump into the boat but let's get real!! All you prejudiced and ignorant people out there need to get a life!!!!! Try worrying about how to make this country Better instead of being an asshole like some of the others on this site!!!! Can anyone NOT be so judgemental anymore???!!! It Really sucks!!!

I don't think the shark is prejudice he likes all color meat and he thinks it taste like chicken too.Probable related to the guy who thinks white people taste like chicken .Who cares the shark is happy!! Why do people who think they are minority think all white people are racist,what does that make you? ALL people such be proud of their heritage and be glad to be white,black,yellow or
red.Look within yourself and find out why you are ashamed of yourselves it's not because white people label you.you did it to yourself and used it to a unfair advantage for jobs,welfare,and all the crap you haven't earned so grow up and shut up and stop acting like your ashamed of who and what you are.We are all mixed with different backgrounds and Jesus was a jew,we all can be hated for one all all of are backgrounds.The difference is only you can make yourself be allowed to feel that way.All immigrants where hated when they came into this country and it had nothing to do with skin color,just a bird kind.Get over and be proud you are all beautiful and perfect by God and created for his approval.I love all of you as Gods people.

Let's all get happy and have a chicken party.I'll grill save the shark his a hero! Talk about a little angler fishing,looks like he let others see things from another angle.Third eye blind .Means not seeing what you see with your own two eyes but the one you don't have....try using your brain ,too!Most people only flap their jaws,THE shark Mr.JAWS get's the last reality bite too.Caulk one up for the great white heritage.

U R ALL RETARDS!

MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD (AMEN-JESUS) ABOUT TIME

The first sentance said a " 5 foot " bull shark.
If thats 5 foot then I am well hung, like I have been tell my wife all these years.

How stupid can one person be? It Is know wonder that we can't get over race issues! Look at the stupid ass who drags it into a story like this. And as far as the mother in law comment Lmao! Now that made me laugh!

Thank you all for the entertainment....I swear we must all be a little nuts. And to think it all started with someones mother-in-law and a purpose;

Hey Hitler, Calm down...we are all one race. The human Race, and if the bigots of this world would realize that, then maybe we could all band together to do some real changes that can benefit all of this God forsaken planet. One thing is for certain, no one gets out of here alive!.

You stupid bums,Dont turn thius into a racist issue.Whatever colour people have u shouldnt look at the colour,so F off...get a life with something to do in it instead of commenting on peoples colors....

poor bich i hate shars