August 5, 2009

Kim Jong Platform Shoes


There's nothing funny about Kim Jong Il's barbarous rule over North Korea...but he sure is a strange looking dude.

Today's footage of his meetings with former President Bill Clinton gave a fresh new gllimpse of Kim's fondness for bouffant hair and alarmingly high platform shoes, that look like they're about 6 inchess off the ground. Both fashion choices appear to be inspired by Kim's insecurity about looking short. Maybe if we can send over some even bigger shoes, his self esteem will improve enough to start granting people some human rights? Let's send him some 3 foot tall platforms, see if that helps.

In all seriousness, it's a blessing to see those two prisoners now released, and here's hoping this will somehow lead to improved conditions for the millions of Koreans who continue to suffer there.

Kim Jong Platform Shoes
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"North Korea's Kim Jong Il has grown in stature, thanks to a pair of platform shoes that increased the Dear Leader's height by about 12cm. "

Kim Jong Platform Shoes

Posted at August 5, 2009 4:14 AM
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ride kim jong il, ride like the wind! lets face it folks- he's no zorro!

Posted by: patrick at August 5, 2009 8:05 AM

When I was on the DMZ in 84 the U. S. would'nt let short soldiers visit the site. Or flag had to be taller and bigger than theirs anything to show them they were inferior to the U. S. forces. It must be working.

Posted by: Ric Fortner at August 5, 2009 8:09 AM

Someone please put a bullet between his eyes!!!

Posted by: Tommy at August 5, 2009 9:29 AM

back in 84 huh... things have changed and i dont think the intimidation factor worked... he still shot up missles when told not to... intimidated my ass... they got a plan with the u.s. to make MONEY! everybody gets money everybody is happy everybody is peaceful.

Posted by: theTRUTH at August 5, 2009 11:13 AM

From what I can recall, short soldiers could take the DMZ tour, but they couldn't be stationed on the DMZ. This would have been between 1973 and 1988, when I spent my time in the ROK.

Posted by: 2rancid at August 5, 2009 12:10 PM

short people got no reason to live!

Posted by: A tall person at August 5, 2009 12:32 PM

Continuous denigration of other country leaders
by putting crumbs on their physical, cultural or social prowess does nothing to improve possibilities of better relationships...those are cheap shots and really make US media look chintzy.

Posted by: g ambo at August 5, 2009 1:31 PM

Like always, american can only make fun other race or nationality by their physical appearance because they have nothing else better.
But they did not realize that not all american people are tall either. I've seen many short american people too. And short people have reason to live just as tall people. Only a looser that judge people by their appearance not their capability!
Although I have to aggree that Kim Jong Il is not a good guy.

Posted by: tall asian at August 5, 2009 1:55 PM

Why is this idiot allowed to breathe.

Posted by: lionman at August 5, 2009 2:42 PM

Well, let see how many short people that whip the crap out of big guys.

Alexander the Great
Ghengis Khan
Napoleon
Hitler

Posted by: Tom at August 5, 2009 3:32 PM

Don't forget Tom Cruise. He's also a short guy that can whip the crap out of big guys.

Posted by: Timbo at August 5, 2009 6:25 PM

In reply to lionman's response, some short people can whip the crap out of some big people. See you don't know the difference of big and tall or short and small. They are not the same meaning. Especially in the nature, I guess you think a giraffe is king of the jungle, or a Great Dane is stronger than a pit bull, or a whale is more dangerous than a shark, etc. By the way, are you stronger than the world's strongest man who stands 5'8"?

Posted by: jeff mullins at August 5, 2009 6:29 PM

idiot, a whale is way badder than anything in the ocean, even a great white shark. its called a killer whale. know what you are talking about before you type.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 5, 2009 6:59 PM

idiot, a whale is way badder than anything in the ocean, even a great white shark. its called a killer whale. know what you are talking about before you type.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 5, 2009 7:00 PM

He has little man's complex, little penis complex and a bastard (attention) complex. Give the guy a break. He makes Hitler look like the Hulk. I know a lot of American's with Little (dick) Man's complexes starving for attention because they never got any growing up. Now, they are in positions of power only for that. All the money in the world can't buy you a huge penis unless you have a fake pump but it is not the same and thy know it. I thank Mom, Dad and god for mine allowing me the happiness, tranquility every time I have sex knowing how pleased she's going to be. I can't believe how much it matters and I'm sorry if you got a dealt a small one. Small dick complexes breed successful guys who work their asses off to make up for what they lack downstairs. I guess I'm just a middle of the road millionaire never going to make it too far, who just likes to surf and screw around with my hot ass wife who also is my best friend for nearly 20 years.

Posted by: Tommy B at August 5, 2009 8:36 PM

He has little man's complex, little penis complex and a bastard (attention) complex. Give the guy a break. He makes Hitler look like the Hulk. I know a lot of American's with Little (dick) Man's complexes starving for attention because they never got any growing up. Now, they are in positions of power only for that. All the money in the world can't buy you a huge penis unless you have a fake pump but it is not the same and thy know it. I thank Mom, Dad and god for mine allowing me the happiness, tranquility every time I have sex knowing how pleased she's going to be. I can't believe how much it matters and I'm sorry if you got a dealt a small one. Small dick complexes breed successful guys who work their asses off to make up for what they lack downstairs. I guess I'm just a middle of the road millionaire never going to make it too far, who just likes to surf and screw around with my hot ass wife who also is my best friend for nearly 20 years.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 5, 2009 8:37 PM

Posted by: 2rancid at August 5, 2009 12:10 PM

short people got no reason to live!

Or the opposite beast!

Posted by: 3rancid at August 5, 2009 11:11 PM

He does't "look" short. He IS short. Very short. He's about 4' 10" but he wants to be 6 10.

Posted by: KamRod at August 6, 2009 12:39 AM


Yes, he is about 4' 10" and deserves a bullet between his eyes.

Posted by: 4ranoid at August 6, 2009 5:29 PM

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