June 16, 2009

VIDEO: T Pain & Taylor Swift "Thug Story" + Lyrics


Old joke by now, but still cute.

VIDEO: T Pain & Taylor Swift "Thug Story"

VIDEO: T Pain & Taylor Swift "Thug Story"

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T Pain & Taylor Swift "Thug Story" Lyrics

[T Pain] T SWIZZLE AND T PIZZLE

[Taylor Swift]
I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor
you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

no I ain't got a gun
no I never really been in a club
still live with my parents
but I'm still a thug

i'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
you out clubbing, but I just caramel delight
t swift and t pain rappin on the same track
it's a thug story tell me can you handle that

I had a dream last night I had high-top NIkes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
by the time I woke up I was singing "I'M ON A BOOOOAAT"

cuz I'm a singer turned rapper
shorty I'm a make ya
straight to the top, yo
shorty I'ma take ya

you can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star
it's a thug story now tell them who you are

singer turned gangsta
you don't wanna fight me
straight to the top
in my extra small white tee

t swift and t pain all up on the same track
it's a thug story tell me now can you get with that

what! what! I knit sweaters yo!
what! what! don't test me [bleep]

hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
WHAT?
I said "yo"
YUP
you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
SHE DIDN"T EVEN SWEAR
hello??


T Pain & Taylor Swift "Thug Story" & Lyrics

Posted at June 16, 2009 9:37 PM
Comments

Omfg. I literally died laughing hearing this‹3 T-Sweezy & T-Pain ftw!

Posted by: ashleyxtellez at June 17, 2009 2:58 AM

Niggers ruin everything.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 1:10 PM

taylor needs to stay with singing. she cant rap for her life

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 3:26 PM

this is so funny.. and if you don't think it is. You dont have any sense of humor.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 3:30 PM

this is so funny.. and if you don't think it is. You dont have any sense of humor.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 3:30 PM

LOL

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 5:00 PM

omg that is so stupied but funny to but mostly stupied

Posted by: Cami at June 17, 2009 5:04 PM

Fack! Diss Chyts funny ass Fack!..
Best Video Ive Seen So Far!!!!...
And for all ur F-U-K-i-N haters suck ass diss bitch..-------->
"taylor needs to stay with singing. she cant rap for her life"
Diss vid was ment for humor only...
only bkuz sum1 starts rapping ass a funny chyt it dnt mean they gon start rappin..
bitch get ur preference right..
i hate ppl that tink they da shyt n start baggin on artist that just havin fun!!..
ur only fuking sayn dat kuz u aint out deir..
me i aint hatin i lyk da vid kuz its funny ass fuk..
atleast she kan keep up wit the beat n wat do u got NADA..dat mean nothing!..
anyways she a good singer tho...wouldnt mind meetinbg her..

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 5:41 PM

hey taylor you rock that was reallly really really really good your better than me lol

Posted by: hannah at June 17, 2009 5:51 PM

i loved this it was sooo funni

Posted by: brittanie at June 17, 2009 6:39 PM

i loved this it was sooo funni

Posted by: brittanie at June 17, 2009 6:40 PM

hahaha this song is so great. i laughed so hard when i watched the video!

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 7:49 PM

taylor swift may not be the best rapper but this was hilarious. It's pretty good for a country singer

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 8:58 PM

this was hilarious taylor swift may sing country but shes a freaking good rap singer:)

Posted by: pshh at June 17, 2009 9:19 PM

lmfao, oh god ; shes definitally one of a kind ! (L) abdsoluty amazing

Posted by: cheyenne at June 17, 2009 9:41 PM

Taylor Swift doesn't make a very good thug... she's too cute

Posted by: bandit at June 17, 2009 10:26 PM

this is an awesome video keep rapping taylor .

Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2009 10:31 PM

hahahhahahhaha lol!!!

Posted by: rotfl at June 17, 2009 11:53 PM

one word.....WOW! I heard this on the radio and i was ShOcKeD. TAYLOR SWIFT? No possible way! So she can sing AND rap. That's better than me! I love you, T-Swizzle!

Posted by: Michellerz at June 18, 2009 4:07 AM

hahaha THis iS HORRiBLE!!!!
SHE REMiNDED ME OF ASHER ROTHE!!!
SHE NEEDS TO STiCK TO SiNGiNG...
OR SHOULD i SAy PUTTiNg SUM FUN iN HER LiFE!! HAHA
POOR NUT. SHE NEEDS TO QUiT BAKiN THEM COOKiES AND START HiTTiN UP THEM CLUBBs N PARTTiES!!!
i FEEL BADD FOR T-PAiN!! HE MUST OF HAD gOTTEN PAiD $$$ LMAO!!!!

Posted by: aLEX :)) at June 18, 2009 6:29 AM

hahaha THis iS HORRiBLE!!!!
SHE REMiNDED ME OF ASHER ROTHE!!!
SHE NEEDS TO STiCK TO SiNGiNG...
OR SHOULD i SAy PUTTiNg SUM FUN iN HER LiFE!! HAHA
POOR NUT. SHE NEEDS TO QUiT BAKiN THEM COOKiES AND START HiTTiN UP THEM CLUBBs N PARTTiES!!!
i FEEL BADD FOR T-PAiN!! HE MUST OF HAD gOTTEN PAiD $$$ LMAO!!!!

Posted by: aLEX :)) at June 18, 2009 6:30 AM

Why do you type in all caps except for your i's....
But on a good note, I lmao'ed.

Posted by: Rob at June 18, 2009 8:44 AM

i wonder if any one would shoot taylor if she was a real thug...... lol

Posted by: rAy at June 18, 2009 9:56 AM

i wonder if any one would shoot taylor if she was a real thug...... lol

Posted by: rAy at June 18, 2009 9:56 AM

i wonder if any one would shoot taylor if she was a real thug...... lol

Posted by: rAy at June 18, 2009 9:56 AM

i wonder if any one would shoot taylor if she was a real thug...... lol

Posted by: rAy at June 18, 2009 9:56 AM

i wonder if any one would shoot taylor if she was a real thug...... lol

Posted by: rAy at June 18, 2009 9:56 AM

i wonder if any one would shoot taylor if she was a real thug...... lol

Posted by: rAy at June 18, 2009 9:56 AM

that was soo funny i laughed so hard
for bein a country singer
that was good

Posted by: katie at June 18, 2009 12:57 PM

omg shes lk cutie rapper. white girl gone bad...
OOOOOooooo.....

Posted by: dyinoflaughter at June 18, 2009 4:23 PM

hahaha this is my newww fav son.

Posted by: joe. at June 18, 2009 7:03 PM

hahaha this is my newww fav song.

Posted by: joe. at June 18, 2009 7:03 PM

hahaha this is my newww fav song.

Posted by: joe. at June 18, 2009 7:03 PM

Lmao, stop taking this video so serious. Damn, its just suppose to be funny. Haha, you guys need a sence of humour.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 19, 2009 2:35 AM

HAHAHAHA!!! This made my day!! This so funny!!! =))=))

Posted by: Anonymous at June 19, 2009 3:32 AM

I love taylor swift but this is horrible. I can't believe she would sell out like that.

As for t pain he sold out a LONG time ago. This collaboration shouldn't surprise anyone.

Posted by: ashley at June 19, 2009 2:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHA
end of story.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 19, 2009 9:28 PM

OMGG!!! I LOVE IT !!

Posted by: richard at June 20, 2009 10:33 AM

This is just for laugh !
French : Bande de cons !
if you dont have any sense of humor...
dont listen!

Love T-Swiiizzzle ! éhéh !

Kiss from France

Posted by: Rick at June 20, 2009 2:32 PM

wow!
this was part of the CMT awards into that she did with Bill Engvall...
go on youtube...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb99UxMkX50
but this shit is fuckin hilarious!
(and it is a joke. so get over it!
so what if you dont think she's that good)

Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2009 2:30 AM

intro*

Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2009 2:31 AM

very good song you put it together very good

Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2009 4:03 PM

i died of laughing!
i loved it, i kept replaying it over and over. i wish there was more of it. to make it a full song. hahaha!

Posted by: nvm at June 22, 2009 1:08 AM

i died of laughing!
i loved it, i kept replaying it over and over. i wish there was more of it. to make it a full song. hahaha!

Posted by: nvm at June 22, 2009 1:08 AM

THIS IS AWESOME AND YEA IT WAS JUST MEANT FOR HUMOR 'A 1 TIME THING' BUT ITS GOOD SHE SHOWED HER NON-COUNTRY SIDE EVERYONE IN N.C./S.C. LOVES IT

Posted by: N.C. CHICK at June 22, 2009 8:01 AM

heyy just so you know im pretty sure its "im on the board", not im on a boat! lol love taylor! and i think this vid is hilarious!! dont hate

Posted by: anonymous at June 22, 2009 12:06 PM

hunkys ruin everything.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 22, 2009 1:47 PM

LOL. i proper full on love it.

Posted by: amy at June 23, 2009 2:09 PM

omg the absolute best.. i died laughing.. tell them haters to shut it.. they are just jealous they couldnt rap with t pizzle lol phil413

Posted by: Anonymous at June 23, 2009 7:16 PM

hey i think she need to keep singing
but the thing is she can't rap for shit
so take it

Posted by: shearna at June 24, 2009 5:07 AM

hey i think she need to keep singing
but the thing is she can't rap for shit
so take it

Posted by: shearna at June 24, 2009 5:07 AM

wooow t-swieezy can really rap !

Posted by: Mary at June 24, 2009 6:12 PM

You guys are retarded. This aint for real its just a joke holy shit stop making such a big fucking deal. If you don't like it don't watch it.

Posted by: jessica at June 24, 2009 7:15 PM

0mgeee thIS vIDe0 iS S0 C00L..
hahaha
gooD RAPer taylOR..
0MG UR my iDOL..
ILYY U alOT..
AND t-PAIN L0Ving thE S0NGS..
ANd thE fUNNy paRT abOUT THIS S0ng iS that thEy bEEped Tayl0R ANd T-paIN Sang SHe diDNT EVen sweR..
l0l
HAHAHA..
Ilyy U guYS
i ♥ tayLOR SWiFT...
UR S0 PRetty..
L0Ve yoUr SOngs..
thEY aRe alL awSoME..
weLl G00d lUck iN EvERythIng taYloR SwiFT...
illy..
♥ vAnEssA =)

Posted by: VANESSA at June 24, 2009 9:55 PM

0mgeee thIS vIDe0 iS S0 C00L..
hahaha
gooD RAPer taylOR..
0MG UR my iDOL..
ILYY U alOT..
AND t-PAIN L0Ving thE S0NGS..
ANd thE fUNNy paRT abOUT THIS S0ng iS that thEy bEEped Tayl0R ANd T-paIN Sang SHe diDNT EVen sweR..
l0l
HAHAHA..
Ilyy U guYS
i ♥ tayLOR SWiFT...
UR S0 PRetty..
L0Ve yoUr SOngs..
thEY aRe alL awSoME..
weLl G00d lUck iN EvERythIng taYloR SwiFT...
illy..
♥ vAnEssA =)

Posted by: VANESSA at June 24, 2009 9:55 PM

"heyy just so you know im pretty sure its "im on the board", not im on a boat! lol love taylor! and i think this vid is hilarious!! dont hate

Posted by: anonymous at June 22, 2009 12:06 PM"

it is i'm on a boat
thats a reference to a diff song tpain did.
duh

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 9:08 PM

This is only a joke it first appeared on the CMT and this video is so hilarious. I listen to it everyday

Posted by: Rainier at June 26, 2009 7:39 PM

alrite this girl is the funniest bitch ive ever seen she is such a good rapper she makes me laugh soo much when i first heard dis lol =] love ya taylor keeep singing and rapin hahahha lol singing more tho lol =]

Posted by: shaniqua at June 27, 2009 10:06 PM

ommggg this is absolutely hysterical!!! n ya it is im on a boat. jeezz have u never heard tht song?? some ppls kids..

Posted by: sharayray at June 28, 2009 9:02 PM

ommggg this is absolutely hysterical!!! n ya it is im on a boat. jeezz have u never heard tht song?? some ppls kids..

Posted by: sharayray at June 28, 2009 9:03 PM

tswift

Posted by: madds at June 30, 2009 2:37 PM

"Fack! Diss Chyts funny ass Fack!..
Best Video Ive Seen So Far!!!!...
And for all ur F-U-K-i-N haters suck ass diss bitch..-------->
"taylor needs to stay with singing. she cant rap for her life"
Diss vid was ment for humor only...
only bkuz sum1 starts rapping ass a funny chyt it dnt mean they gon start rappin..
bitch get ur preference right..
i hate ppl that tink they da shyt n start baggin on artist that just havin fun!!..
ur only fuking sayn dat kuz u aint out deir..
me i aint hatin i lyk da vid kuz its funny ass fuk..
atleast she kan keep up wit the beat n wat do u got NADA..dat mean nothing!..
anyways she a good singer tho...wouldnt mind meetinbg her"

What kind of english is this? you make no sense. i want to smack you for typing like this. nigger

Posted by: wow. at July 1, 2009 11:34 PM

"Fack! Diss Chyts funny ass Fack!..
Best Video Ive Seen So Far!!!!...
And for all ur F-U-K-i-N haters suck ass diss bitch..-------->
"taylor needs to stay with singing. she cant rap for her life"
Diss vid was ment for humor only...
only bkuz sum1 starts rapping ass a funny chyt it dnt mean they gon start rappin..
bitch get ur preference right..
i hate ppl that tink they da shyt n start baggin on artist that just havin fun!!..
ur only fuking sayn dat kuz u aint out deir..
me i aint hatin i lyk da vid kuz its funny ass fuk..
atleast she kan keep up wit the beat n wat do u got NADA..dat mean nothing!..
anyways she a good singer tho...wouldnt mind meetinbg her"

What kind of english is this? you make no sense. i want to smack you for typing like this. nigger

Posted by: wow. at July 1, 2009 11:35 PM

"Fack! Diss Chyts funny ass Fack!..
Best Video Ive Seen So Far!!!!...
And for all ur F-U-K-i-N haters suck ass diss bitch..-------->
"taylor needs to stay with singing. she cant rap for her life"
Diss vid was ment for humor only...
only bkuz sum1 starts rapping ass a funny chyt it dnt mean they gon start rappin..
bitch get ur preference right..
i hate ppl that tink they da shyt n start baggin on artist that just havin fun!!..
ur only fuking sayn dat kuz u aint out deir..
me i aint hatin i lyk da vid kuz its funny ass fuk..
atleast she kan keep up wit the beat n wat do u got NADA..dat mean nothing!..
anyways she a good singer tho...wouldnt mind meetinbg her"

What kind of english is this? you make no sense. i want to smack you for typing like this. nigger

Posted by: wow. at July 1, 2009 11:35 PM

OMG THIS SONG IS AMAZING =D KEEP ROCKING TAYLOR UR THE BESTT

Posted by: Emo Babe at July 2, 2009 2:47 PM

For All You Eejits Out There The Rap Was A Joke. Read The Lyrics She's Taking The Pìss Outta Herself Because She Has A Sense Of Humour Unlike Some. Anyway You Rock Taylor Swift, And Hey That Rapping Wasn't Bad. You Could've Done A Lot Worse But You Didn't :)

Posted by: Girl so quirky at July 3, 2009 2:28 PM

wow thats so funny but dont never ever ever make a rap cd p.s t-pain teach her how 2 rap

Posted by: sasha at July 5, 2009 10:24 PM

wow thats so funny but dont never ever ever make a rap cd p.s t-pain teach her how 2 rap

Posted by: sasha at July 5, 2009 10:24 PM

ok, seriously, you people really need to get your facts straight. i've read about a billion comments on different websites that say "she should stick to singing, i like it better when she sang, i miss her old songs" she still sings! this was a joke, it was for the opening skit for the CMT awards. its all a joke. in the beginning of the skit she is telling this guy her dreams, and the first one is to be in the new star trek movie so it shows her aboard the ship talking to the characters, the next one is to be in the NFL so it shows her in a football uniform with a football player, and the last one is to be in a rap video with t-pain so they made the video as a joke.... she's not becoming a rapper, it's not even supposed to be good! it's just supposed to be funny

Posted by: Carley at July 6, 2009 12:08 AM

you know what fuck everybody you thinks niggers ruin everything i sewar to God fucking rascist people these days fuck ya'll

Posted by: Anonymous at July 11, 2009 1:38 PM

you know what fuck everybody you thinks niggers ruin everything i sewar to God fucking rascist people these days fuck ya'll

Posted by: Anonymous at July 11, 2009 1:38 PM

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN STAY THE FUCK OFF THE VIDEO PAGE. FUCKING STUPID ASS PEOPLE

Posted by: Anonymous at July 11, 2009 1:39 PM

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN STAY THE FUCK OFF THE VIDEO PAGE. FUCKING STUPID ASS PEOPLE

Posted by: TRICIA at July 11, 2009 1:39 PM

a supb rap trik,huha.T Sweezy u realy dd t beta rok u baby

Posted by: HAZMIN at July 14, 2009 12:13 PM

the first time I saw this I thought it was for Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: Unknown at July 21, 2009 10:44 PM

the first time I saw this I thought it was for Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: Unknown at July 21, 2009 10:44 PM

haha
lmao
i literally busted out laughing
taylor swift and tpain?
taylor swift rappin with tpain?
taylor swift is like country
and tpains a rapper
lmao i cant even believe this
but mad funny

Posted by: Joey at July 23, 2009 1:53 AM

Wow everyone leavin comments like"she sux at rapping" she's obviously not gonna start a rap careerr with song is just for laffs

Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2009 10:32 PM

this is highlarryious and its HORRBILE beond HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: rachel at July 25, 2009 11:37 PM

you did gudddddd...... taylor dont listen 2 hayerz

Posted by: jamique at July 28, 2009 10:04 PM

tpain made it suck i hate fuckin niggers they ruin everything

Posted by: niggerhater at August 4, 2009 1:50 AM

ok im sorry taylor swift but stay with country you CAN NOT Rap .. comon it was a funny joke but no more please!!

Posted by: Chelsey at August 14, 2009 5:27 PM

i dont care what none of you haterzzzz sayy. taylor swift is the shit. and i love the song:) and it was just for funn. haterz get that through your head or shove it up your hatin asses. fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: keri at August 20, 2009 8:10 PM

i dont care what none of you haterzzzz sayy. taylor swift is the shit. and i love the song:) and it was just for funn. haterz get that through your head or shove it up your hatin asses. fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: keri at August 20, 2009 8:10 PM

This is awesome and cute and it was her showing how funny she can be so all you haterz need to learn how to take a joke !!!!

Posted by: anonymous at August 21, 2009 3:39 PM

Goodness.That was deeply perturbing.

Posted by: Janet at August 25, 2009 9:17 PM

guess what...ITS A JOKE dont take it seriously dumb shits

Posted by: chris at September 8, 2009 9:39 AM

OMG that song is just too funny i have already memorized part of it my friends think its so funny when i first sang it!!!!! =P

Posted by: kristyn weatherson at September 19, 2009 4:19 PM

OMG that song is just too funny i have already memorized part of it my friends think its so funny when i first sang it!!!!! =P all u haters need to stop that tough talk u just a hater!!!!

Posted by: kristyn weatherson at September 19, 2009 4:21 PM

Lykes the song but she needs 2 stick with singin

Posted by: Kia at September 24, 2009 11:21 AM

OMG! I love that song! LOL

Posted by: bella choukalas at October 24, 2009 8:42 PM

OMG i love that song i could die laughing lol

Posted by: bella choukalas at October 24, 2009 8:44 PM

lexi u r sooooooooooo awesome!=}

Posted by: bella choukalas at October 24, 2009 8:50 PM

stop talking trash talk u haterz


stop talking trash talk about the song! take a CP


Posted by: bella choukalas at October 24, 2009 8:53 PM

LMAO
this is great.

Posted by: jess at October 30, 2009 10:00 PM

df this is funny as hell

Posted by: jessie at November 1, 2009 7:34 PM

LOL!!! dat was awsome!!! i about died laughing! but seriously taylor needs 2 stick 2 singing! dat was so dum and so funny at da same time! I

Posted by: Meagan at November 8, 2009 11:25 AM

I

Posted by: meagan at November 8, 2009 11:28 AM

I LOVE T-PAIN!!!!!!!

Posted by: megs at November 8, 2009 11:30 AM

T-PAIN ROX!!!!

Posted by: megs at November 8, 2009 11:31 AM

this was the most hilarious thing I've ever watched. and I agree with everyone else, if you didn't like it, don't bother commenting :p
I rap too, and I'm proud to be a rapping cracker. go taylor, you rock.

Posted by: victoria at November 18, 2009 2:53 AM

TAYLOR GOT SWAG. && T-PAiiN SOND LiiK3 R.K3LLY AT DAH 3ND FO A S3C. D3Y DiiD D3Y THiiNG DO3 DAH B3AT WAZ HOT. SWiiTH DiiD H3R RAPPiiN GUD. U HAT3iiN NiiGGAHZ STOP HATiiN

Posted by: SO iC3Y KONviCT at November 22, 2009 9:31 PM

dat was so awezum!

Posted by: bella choukalas at November 25, 2009 1:53 PM

yup its tiffani bitch:] snq rx! h8rs qo suk a ]beep[ ts & tp rx! awesum n hilarius..dnt like it..den o wel keep it 2 urslf nobdy qivs a dam! EMAIL MEH:)

Posted by: tiff at November 27, 2009 11:05 PM

yup its tiffani bitch:] snq rx! h8rs qo suk a ]beep[ ts & tp rx! awesum n hilarius..dnt like it..den o wel keep it 2 urslf nobdy qivs a dam! EMAIL MEH:) tsweezy al da way baybeh!

Posted by: tiff at November 27, 2009 11:06 PM

seriously! STOP cussing about taylor swift and t pain! NOT cool!

Posted by: bella choukalas at December 5, 2009 8:31 PM

this song is cool the good kind of cool

Posted by: gena pannell at December 5, 2009 8:37 PM

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