SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video

SNL: Amy Poehler's Sarah Palin Rap on Saturday Night Live, with Sarah Palin watching during Weekend Update. Funny stuff, although Amy didn't quite get the delivery right on the Cypress Hill quotes at the end, lol.

SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video - Amy Poehler

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my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacher
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacher
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis of thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mother humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo palin, i’m out

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SNL Sarah Palin Rap, Lyrics & Video (Amy Poehler)

(the last part of Amy Poehler's Sarah Palin Rap is a reference to Cypress Hill's "Hand On The Pump": "Sawed off shotgun/hand on the pump/left hand on a forty/puffin on a blunt [...] la la la la la la la la)