There are three things you can count on in life. The earth will keep turning, the sun will keep rising, and the Source Awards will always have a totally preposterous nomination for Benzino.
This is my favorite time of year, I think of it as a annual ritual kinda like Groundhog's Day. If Benzino appears in one category, summer will only last two more weeks, but if he shows up in 2 or more, that means another 6 weeks of warm weather.
Ok, so let's see... hmm... wow... I'm almost at the end of the list, could it be that he's not on here at all, and The Source finally decided to stop embarrassing themselves like that??
Oh, wait.. :
Fat tape song of the year:
"Run," Ghostface Killah featuring Jadakiss and Sheek, produced by Rza;
"Snitch N s," Scarface featuring Z-Ro, produced by Mike Dean;
"Clap Back," Ja Rule produced by Scott Storch;
"Untouchable," Untouchables featuring Benzino, produced by Hangmen 3;
"Certified Gangstas," Jim Jones featuring Cam'ron and The Game, produced by Bang.
Whew! There he goes. For a minute I thought the apocalypse was at hand or something.
